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Fists of Justice League Vs. Slylok Fox

Sarge Pounds...and Scores!

Ted has sealed his fate by not only being lazy, but also smarting off to Sarge. And since the joke was an old Abbott and Costello routine, Sarge actually understood it. Retribution is swift, and Ted folds like the Chickenhawk he is ...



Sarge wraps things up months faster than Sally's writers ever thought possible ...



Um .... you're on your own Sarge. Good luck with that.

Ted's Nightmare Begins

Sarge decides to give Ted some motivation using his own tried and true techniques.





Ooooohhhh! SASS! And even better, sass based on an old Abbott and Costello joke! What will Sarge's reaction be? Will he break out the Sarge Stomp? Will he be any more successful in pummeling the lazy out of Ted than he was with Beetle? Stay tuned to find out!

Margo + Sarge = ...Sargo! .. er... Trouble!

Margo calls the member of the Fists of Justice League best equipped to handle lazy punks with no motivation ...

Will She Sally Forth?

Sally Forth may be the most inappropriately-named strip out there, because she never does--sally forth, that is. For eons we were on this story about her husband's lack of work. Instead of turning it into some fabulous "Job Eye for the Lazy Guy" carnival, the Sally Forthers just threw the strip into a bucket and let it float around for a while.



Now, though, it appears even the long-suffering Sally has had enough ... and she's calling in the Fists of Justice League!

Somebody Shut Her Up!

Margo, rather than falling prey to Mary's treachery, is actually engaging in a sneak attack ...

Why is Margo sneaking her hand in there? Is it a feel-up? Gross! Or ... could it be ....

Yes! Eat your heart out (no pun intended) crazy priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom! It is the doom of Margo! Let's just hope she doesn't eat it raw as Mary collapses onto the floor. Later, outside the hospital ...

Margo's news angers and saddens the other members of the League, who wanted a shot at Mary. So the adventure is over. Mary Worth is defeated, and another lame-o meddling biddy storyline is derailed ... or, is it? In a warehouse across town ...

The End ... for now ...